Global Warming is fake??! (Emotional)

Global warming is a government created construct that has sadly spread the globe. Many skeptics will question why the government would do such a thing and before this, i did too. new information has been released by the department of Shrek. Before i tell you this shocking news, i will ask a simple question. What colour is Donald trumps hair? gold most of you would say. look up into the sky, what do you see. clouds? the sun? exactly. Now its to reveal the truth. As said by Albert Einstein, great power comes great responsibility, and thus i shall trust you with this dangerous information. Since the big bang, who has been appearing throughout history? thats right, Trump. He created the big bang, He is the eternal and divine Goddess, and now he wants revenge. By saying that burning fuels melts the ice caps, limits our species ability to grow and expand, so why would the government actually do that? If we keep on developing, we will eventually find out that the reason its getting Warmer, it is not because of greenhouse gases. It is not because of cars, but it is because of Donald Trumps sheer HOTNESS. Now you know...Thank you for tuning to my first forum

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